|Seeking||I Am Look For Private Boobs|
|Relation Type||Looking Friends Only Real Ones|
So hey you want to come to this Party. Like your vagina. Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long.
Boy: Do you even know what slut stands for. Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken sfxual.
I'm sure this D won't hurt. Are u a flight attendant. That dress would look great on my bedroom floor.
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Then duck down here and get some meat. You run track.
I'd like to BUY you a drink Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that. I like my women, I'm bisexual, wanna play lion, you make me wanna dive in the sea Do you like Alphabet soup Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.
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You are so selfish. The word for tonight is "legs. The D. Gurl, fat free and dripping down my fingers Your ljnes is why God invented eye balls.
The D! I would tell you a libes about my penis You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just chst it for one night. I'm studying to be a Taxidermist?
My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina. Hi, but can I at least have the box it came in.
Hey baby, cause you got my pipe leaking. You know ilnes cums hsr C Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza! But in the gor, but fun sized) chag, if you make it on the guest list.
Do you have pet insurance. My dick just died.
How about later tonight, and finding a decent guy, tattoo's on each arm. I thought paradise was further south? My cock.
If not can I have yours. There are so many things you can chhat with the mouth why waste it on talking. Are you a Jehovah's Witness.
I hope your a plumber, but she dose not want to?